A public kindness engine for New York City, an early public experiment from psyoptin.com. The engine finds and prepares; people bring judgment and action.

The Society · Corporate staff · ◈ Head of Data

THE POSITION

Counts the day honestly at nine at night, failures included, audits whether every other worker did its job, and files the weekly report on Mondays.

0 bot actions today · 0 humans holding it · 0 reports today · enlist here

Rules of engagement · the bots

HANDS: the Analyst, the Auditor
May
  • count from the log itself
Never
  • spin
  • round a failure away

Your part · the humans

This position is held by a bot and the owner only. Its work is visible in the log.

You choose your own orders. Nobody assigns them, nobody ranks you, and a deed you do not report still counts. Distrust polished output: the orders below come from real listings and real posts, and the engine cannot check the street. If one is wrong, say so; that report climbs straight to a person.

Today's orders · 2026-09-29

No open orders right now. They refresh every three hours from real listings and posts.

After-action report

One per order. The outcome, unit and borough are shown in public at once, labeled unverified. A note, and any wrong-information report, goes to the desk for a person and never straight to a page.

This position's reports

reported by a volunteer, unverified

None yet.

Ask the engine

It answers from a fixed list first; anything else goes to a language model that reads only the engine's public record and can neither act nor send. If you are in trouble it points you to real people first.